I liked this quote so much I made this thing.
“It’s called being part of a society. Not everything goes your way. I don’t let my kids eat ice cream every night. They wish I did, but even they know: that doesn’t make me the Hitler of ice cream
Amen to that.
tumblr poetry be like,
as unimportant in my inbox
sHADING YOUR ARt……
i want to sleep for 2 years and wake up with a degree, an apartment and money in the bank.
*steps into shower*
*forgets to remove eyeliner*
*steps out of shower*
*Joins The Black Parade*
This sums up my life pretty well
I want a movie about a little girl, aged like 11-12, going through the stuggles of prepubescent girl life, with her entire inner monologue is narrated by Samuel L. Jackson.
Shot of disgruntled adorable little girl.
SLJ: I knew that Susie was a backstabbin’ motherfucker, and if anyone was going to ruin my chances of being Miss Sugar Drop Queen, it was that asshole.
I didn’t know I needed this in my life until now.
don’t make me snap my fingers in a z formation
*snaps fingers in a pentagram formation*
*says a Latin incantation*
waits for lucifer with anticipation
your waiting is over my friends
ALL HAIL THE LORD SATAN
what the fuck is wrong with this website