thenudebootysnatcher:

necrophilofthefuture:

Meet Pickles, aka “Catosaurus.” He was rescued in Boston and he’s over 3 feet long.

wat

goddamn-batgirl:

prismplague:

arctoidea:

there are too many pictures of mermaids in sexy poses and not enough of them drowning and eating men. whats up with that

image

THANKS FRIEND

lisvno:

tryingtolosemyfupa:

poesdaughter:

pastelmorgue:

IT’S BACK

OMFG

I will love this forever!!!

I’ve always wondered what fucktards think women would respond to shit like that. I guess this is approps
lisvno:

tryingtolosemyfupa:

poesdaughter:

pastelmorgue:

IT’S BACK

OMFG

I will love this forever!!!

I’ve always wondered what fucktards think women would respond to shit like that. I guess this is approps

lisvno:

tryingtolosemyfupa:

poesdaughter:

pastelmorgue:

IT’S BACK

OMFG

I will love this forever!!!

I’ve always wondered what fucktards think women would respond to shit like that. I guess this is approps

(Source: kendrawcandraw)

wollowock:

morelikebabedylan:

the thing is though everytime a girl compliments me on a dress/skirt with pockets and I declare THANKS IT HAS POCKETS her response completely changes from “oh that’s nice” to “FUCK ME BACKWARDS ARE YOU FOR REAL SHOW ME SHOW ME THE POCKETS”

The one phrase that makes most girls lose their shit, it has pockets.

The struggle is real.

(Source: catesstrophe)

theenglishangel:

rpg2692:

ammnontet:

noahtheskeleton:

Drew on my hand today

borderhands

the hands among us

this will always fascinate me. whoever first discovered this ilu

coochiepebble:

*Hears footsteps towards my room* Please dont

(Source: jaiquanda)

(Source: theamericankid)

mrsdwightkschrute:

realest shit ever.

(Source: peetahales)

clubpenguln:

bro, i dont even care anymore. fuck it! *continues to try very hard*

teamrocketing:

before humans and dogs were friends who fixed dog ears when they went inside out

tastefullyoffensive:

Be nice to Frank.

[caboosium]

knok-knok-i-like-cock:

everythingcanadian:

"feel my leg, I just shaved."

IT’S BACK

(Source: awakemysoul2355)

theorginalmiddlechild:

helenas-hood:

Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.” and he was like “Oh my god I’m so sorry I thought you were a boy.”

Soda just spewed out my nose

(Source: mintyboob)